July 2011
June 2011
There’s a competition at my work to see which team can get the most sign ups for our rewards program. I’ve only gotten two people and the guy only did it because he thought I was hot. Time to put on makeup and wear push up bras to work.
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I Don't Get it-Personal Opinion
If you’re overly slutty, why would you even think it would be a good idea to want a boyfriend/girlfriend? First off, if you’re used to a promiscuous lifestyle you’re probably gonna have a hard time staying faithful. Ever since I cheated on someone I’ve become against continuous cheating on someone without telling them (if you tell someone you cheated on them multiple...
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flashover
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust crosses the room and jolts the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you’ve built up through decades of friction with the world.
Things I'm bad at
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
everything that isn’t sleeping, blogging, eating, and sex
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“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. “Well, I was...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via slaughterhousefive)
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