I had to SNEAK out of my OWN DORM this morning while everyone was sleeping just so I could get some alone time. I feel like if people know where you are or what you’re doing its not really alone time. As much as I love being woken up by drunk people at 230 and not being able to go back to sleep until 530 after some melatonin, hearing someone vomit, most likely on the living room floor, and...
That awkward moment when you just want to be alone...
When you're pissed off, and dont know what to do.
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I've written a poem
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