March 2011
February 2011
I hate you. Go masturbate with a hot hair curler.
Reblog if you just lost the game
scrotum-death:
Don’t feel stupid for missing him, even if he...
“I would like to be everyone, a cripple, a dying man, a whore, and then come back...”
– Sylvia Plath (via cityyandcolour)
I’m sick of this, I’m so sick of those few people who hate me. I have friends too, and I have every right to hang out with them. Dear Said People, I am not going to bang your boyfriend, if I was going to I would have already. I’m so tired of this, it’s really getting old, so just STOP! Because I don’t want to hear it any longer.
When you're dancing and singing alone in your...
You think you’re like that:
But you’re actually like:
And the imaginary audience:
But then your mother enters your room:
And when you realize that your mother is in the room you’re like:
Then she leaves the room:
And then you continue on and pretend nothing happened:
everyday of my life
Too often...
vivirqueer:
whilst scouring seedy websites for names to add to my Little Black Book do I find myself asking, “are you a cop? Because you know you have to tell me if I ask.”
Is that even true? God I hope so. Hahah! Fml.
“He looks just like a Ken doll…*gasp* Ken and Barbie!! It’s so perfect”
I assume we're going to be very familiar with the...
gerardwayssexsounds:
zacharylickedyou:
This one’s name is Forrest because he is running
This ones name is Rocky
And this is Kevin. He is special.
I LOVE KEVIN.
THIS IS KEVIN.
KEVIN.
KEVIN.
HE IS SPECIAL.
I LOVE KEVIN.
OMG WHY IS THIS SO RELEVANT TO ME.
WTF IS THIS SHIT.
Forelsket. Just kidding, I wish
